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PostPosted: Fri May 01, 2009 11:42 am    Post subject: 2 tickets to afternoon game on Tuesday Reply with quote

I have two tickets 300 level view box near home plate for this Tuesday, May 5th, game starts at 1:05 against the Texas Rangers. I'd love to go but I don't think I can take time off work.

If you want them and can give me some money [I'll accept discount offers] give me a shout out at bstarr10_1999 @ yahoo.com .

Thanks!
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dargoffthemerciless
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PostPosted: Wed May 13, 2009 1:49 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

dargoffthemerciless wrote:

mark my words:
the pitching will fall apart



hmm. . .
seems like somebody was right.
now lets see if they can put the pieces back together.
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PostPosted: Wed May 13, 2009 1:55 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

SolidSwing wrote:
Dear Dargoff,

Griffey hit a homerun and my childhood memories of great baseball heroes were returned to me.

Discuss.



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PostPosted: Wed May 26, 2010 9:45 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Dear Dargoff,

I recently had a semi-racy dream about a certain dancer whose name rhymes with Gargoff. Now I'm not sure how to react around him. What should I do?

Looking forward to bedtime,
Casey
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PostPosted: Sat Jun 05, 2010 12:19 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Turbo,

Let me tell you; this happens to me all the time. This person would no doubt, as I always am, be flattered that your unconscious found them so captivating and enchanting. I just wish I knew a name that rhymed with gargoff so I wouldn't have to speculate about this person's identity.

Anyhoo, I suggest you act on your next impulse, whether 'tis whilst you are a slumberer or in your waking life. Next time you encounter this person whose name rhymes with gargoff, express your primal urges in the form of a ritual mating dance known as the "Hot Trot" seen here:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TrnR71mmkrw&feature=related


This dance will fulfill your needs to express yourself, rather than bottling up your feelings, and will also lead to the greatest love affair since Sonny and Cher. I only hope it doesn't end with this person whose name rhymes with gargoff getting into a highly mismatched arboreal confrontation.

All the best on your conquest, dearest Casey.

Love,

Dargoff the Entrancing
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stargoffthemagnificent
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 07, 2010 12:47 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

dargoffthemerciless wrote:
I just wish I knew a name that rhymed with gargoff so I wouldn't have to speculate about this person's identity.


I'm pretty sure she's talking about me.
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PostPosted: Wed Jun 09, 2010 8:44 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Maybe it was both.

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOH snap.
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